just tell him i said nine months
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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