Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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