laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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