Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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