She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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