Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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