at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You can make out without kissing
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