Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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