she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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