When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
