dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
