idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am mentally ready for anal.
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