ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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