yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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