So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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