I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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