Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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