So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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