dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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