Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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