I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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