IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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