How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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