So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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