I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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