How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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