I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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