Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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