Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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