And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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