belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just threw up on my dentist
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
