imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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