Buhtt sex?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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