Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I love you.
Bad choice
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