You're so nebulous sometimes
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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