I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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