Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The adults are the big ones right?
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