idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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