And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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