in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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