Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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