so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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