I can tuck mytits in my pants
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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