Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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