if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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