The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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