Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
