The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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