thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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