You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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