U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
and she was petting her beer can
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
