The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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