you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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